Right in his arms
My boyfriend of two months invited me around his house as his parents were out for the weekend. I was sitting on his lap while watching sponge bob. half way through an episode i noticed my stomach was hurting,
I turned around to face him and saw a big red spot on his light washed jeans... i never saw him again.TOTES EMBARRASING!
I excused myself to the bathroom and as i got up i heard him yell 'EW'!